Winner Of The Award For Incoherence
Is Congressman Alcee Hastings, who used to be a federal judge.
Until he was impeached and removed from office for corruption and perjury, that is.
I’m pretty sure it used to be more common to go to jail after convictions, as opposed to Congress, but it would seem that I’m mistaken.
Certainly, the Democratic Party is all about giving people a second chance. And a third. And a fourth. Etc.
Criticizing Sarah Palin for being married, successful, female and having children is nothing new. The bizarre twist with Hastings’ charge against Sarah Palin was this:
What?
Hate to tell you this, Alcee, but I have thought it through and your statement makes no sense. Whatsoever. In fact, it hurts my brain just thinking about this stream of non-sequitur words.
Even Rep. Corrine Brown would be embarrassed by this level of gibberish.
(Maybe.)
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:06
[...] But why stop with President Bush? There’s no statute of limitations, is there? So why not make it party policy to equate modern Republicans with Herbert Hoover, thus drawing a straight line between the Great Depression and its modern variant (in that inimitable Democratic way of making nonsensical mental leaps that would make even Rep. Alcee…)? [...]
November 30th, 2009 at 10:27
[...] We’re all aware of his incessant verbal diarrhea. The guy can’t help it. Get him started on anything related to politics, no matter how tenuous the link, and be prepared for an avalanche of anti-logic that even Rep. Alcee Hastings would struggle to match. [...]