The Motherlode
Where to begin?
Rather than attempting to make any sense of a litany of missteps and indiscretions (a fool’s errand if ever there were one), I’m just going to list a whole loada “gates.”
Whitewater – Travelgate Gennifer Flowersgate – Filegate – Vince Fostergate – Whitewater Billing Recordsgate – Paula Jonesgate- Lincoln Bedroomgate – Donations from Convicted Drug and Weapons Dealersgate – Lippogate – Chinagate – The Lewinsky Affair – Perjury and Jobs for Lewinskygate – Kathleen Willeygate – Web Hubbell Prison Phone Callgate – Selling Military Technology to the Chinesegate – Jaunita Broaddrick Gate – Lootergate – Pardongate.
And with that done, please feel free to correct me and state that Clinton is still the absolute bestest president ever.
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