A Winner’s Grin

Some people, such as good ol’ Joe, are going to be regular features on this site. Not because he indulges in atrocious behavior (he doesn’t, as far as I know) but simply for the incredible dumbness of much of what he says.
[This is, of course, in addition to his legendary vanity. Hair plugs, teeth whitening, strange-face-tightening-tonics and speaking about oneself in the third person do not a good combination make.]
Exhibit A (the most recent one – I’d be here for years trying to compile anything more comprehensive):
What’s the website number, again, Joe?
Can this possibly be a result of his having been a senator for the past 36 years and thus not knowing how anything works in the real world?
Just the man to save our economy.
May 2nd, 2009 at 22:19
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